he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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