whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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