Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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