don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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