id be glad to
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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