Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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