she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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