Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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