Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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