i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
These tits shall not be calmed
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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