i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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