i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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