When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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