I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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