Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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