Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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