I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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