OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Watching her eat just hurts me
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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