***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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