Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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