yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I understand Curling. That high.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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