I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
God, I missed his penis.
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