I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Randomize
