Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
