If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
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I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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