Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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