he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Can I color on your dick again?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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