At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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