I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
