The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
