i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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