You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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