I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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