I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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