i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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