he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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