I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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