a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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