I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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