What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize
