is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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