What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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