its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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