So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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