Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
