The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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