Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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