HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
