just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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