I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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