That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
