If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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