We won't sleep together?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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