chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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