so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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