i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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