3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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